Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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