You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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