he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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