i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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