fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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