Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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