you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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