I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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