All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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