He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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