Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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