thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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