yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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