at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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