Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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