she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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