Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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