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am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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