it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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