Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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