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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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