We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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