Where is the hickey?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Randomize
