Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
if i died would you start the facebook group?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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