i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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