she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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