but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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