just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Sorry about my life...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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