god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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