I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he puts the penis in happiness.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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