the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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