I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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