I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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