WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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