ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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