You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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