Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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