Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
