covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I want to have your abortion
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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