My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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