I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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