she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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