I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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