Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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