My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Randomize
