so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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