how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
where does the pee come out of this thing
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
