READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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