It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
there was a trapeze. enough said
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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