these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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