So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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